Walleyworld, Here I Come!

Okay, what guy didn’t think Belinda Carlisle was totally hot then?! Gawd, I’m a woman, and I thought she was! :-)

Anyway…

Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone

I’m taking a vacation from my blog. Yes, really. I’ll see you all on Saturday. Yes, yes, I know, whatever will you read with your coffee on Saturday morning? Try these! I'm sure they're not as interesting as mine, but these are tough times, okay? :-)

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And, look, here I am right now!


Okay, pants on fire. That is not me now; that was me when I was in Las Vegas last year. Did I ever tell you about my stint as a Las Vegas Booth Babe? I would tell you, but as you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, Baby! Unfortunately though, nothing from my experience needed to stay there; therefore, I may divulge all the sordid* details over the weekend.

*For example, how I dropped my “Marketing for Dummies” book in the bathtub, stupidly wore brand new black pumps to the trade show (walk-crippling BLISTERS ensued!), and how my toilet paper froze.

Oh, wait a sec – wrong trip! The frozen toilet paper was a side effect of my “Outdoor Pursuit" trip in the Fall of ’77 when I was 15 and hiked the Long Trail in Vermont for a week with a bunch of other kids from my high school.

On that trip, I shared a tent with this girl named Chris. We also shared a double locker. She plastered our locker with pictures from Smithsonian magazine. (I was reading "Seventeen" then!) I thought she was a total geek, though she’s probably the person who invented Viagra or some miracle drug like that. Anyway, Chris told me my first dirty joke. Yep. I don’t remember it exactly, but the punch line included the word “organ” and was, err, somehow related to guys.

BUT, I digress as usual. See you all on Saturday, and thanks to all of you for reading.

A Special Thanks Today to Youse Guys Note: Tommie, TomS, Trite&Patronizing, and Jeff. <3 Tommie, I know you’re not that much older than me, but will you be my mother?! I have a vacancy, I’ve looked at your resume, and Donald Trump says, "You’re hired!" Suffice it to say, you’re a beautiful girl.