Things to Do with Your Cats When You're Unemployed

1. Cancel your gym membership to save money, and use the "fur" weights you have lying around at home.



2. Cast him as the leading man in your new short film, “Attack of the Killer Butterflies from Borneo”.



3. See if he will fit in your neighbor’s mailbox; he does and quite nicely!



4. Let him wear your pearls, even if they make him look more like Barbara Bush than Grace Kelly. But, shhh, don't tell him that!



5. Cook with him; err, um, well, only when the unemployment runs out.



6. Tell him that he has toilet paper hanging off of his pants...eventually. You so owe him for all those coughed-up hairballs on the carpet!



7. Compliment him when he's doing what he does best -- nothing!



Note: No cat was dressed up as Hello Kitty in the making of this blog. Come on, doing that would be far worse than what I did here! :-)

Stunt Cat Credits: Liam and Thunderbolt