Saturday, February 6, 2010

Dear Jeff, Tomas, Steve, and George…

This isn’t what you think. It’s not a “Dear Johns” letter! Since you’re my most devoted readers, I feared you might call Detective Lenny Brisco if something didn’t show up here tomorrow. Tonight, I need to recharge my spunk; thus, this is short.



Gawd, how I loved Mary Tyler Moore. She wore polyester like it was silk. Am I right?!

Lastly, not mentioning any names (just a tall guy who runs, likes the Red Sox, and whose name begins with“T”☺), I got the following email in my "Tell the Goddess" Inbox this morning: “Your blog was nice but short for my Saturday morning V8 and coffee.” Whaaat?! Suddenly, I was beginning to feel like the Goldilocks of Blogging!

My blog was too long. My blog was too short. And now, my blog was not accommodating the duration of someone's breakfast? What’s my blogging world coming to!? Designer blogs to match the reader's activity? ☺

“Can you write a blog I can read while my turkey cooks for four hours?”
“Can you write a blog I can read while I exfoliate my dull dead skin for 15 minutes?"

“Can you write a blog I can read while listening to Tubular Bells, all 48 minutes and 57 seconds of it?”

"I may be biased," said Goldilocks, "But I think my blog is just right."

2 comments:

Worshipful Flea said...

Dear Goddess,

Reading post = 0:45
Watching video = 3:34
Jumping to links = gratis

x Contracting rate = $50/hour

Total = $3.61

p.s.
Do I pay you for amusement, or
Do you pay me for loyalty?

Hmmmm.....

Here's a check for $1,000,000.
You're worth it!

Anonymous said...

well, this atleast stopped my shaking this morning!!....Breathing into the paper bag wasn't working!! : - )
Bless you goddess for the power of healing!! : - )

signed...
"tall guy who runs, like the Red Sox and begins with T"