Ten Random Things You May or May Not Know About Me

I joined Facebook but only because Nathan goaded me into it.
Facebook has been really amazing, because people have been finding me from my past left and right!
I got "tagged" to do that "25 Things" task but haven't done it yet.
When I first got "tagged" for the "25 Things", I had half a mind to write 25 totally false things about myself to see if anyone even noticed.

For example:

1. I don't tell many people this, but since it was some of my best work...when I was 23, I appeared in a soft porn flick ("Jean Does Jersey") in order to pay off my college loan.

2. I had a brief stint as an underwear model. Granted, it was modeling "Depend" underwear, but it was STILL underwear nevertheless!

Anyway, but seriously (or perhaps not!), here are ten (because I really don't feel like coming up with 25 right now) random things you may or may not know about me.

1. I like cats.

As one of my friends always says to me, "Duh!"

2. I voted for Ross Perot that one time.

I know, I know, but it was all those charts and graphs he showed on TV.
It looked like he had the WHOLE WORLD figured out in only one PowerPoint presentation!

3. I hate liver. Yeah, yeah, EVERYONE loves liver, even 5-year-olds love liver, but I don't! :-)

4. I own 100+ cookie cutters.

As I told one friend, it's not an addiction; it's a collection.
There's a difference!
This is also true of my shoe addicti, I mean, collection!

5. My Pembroke Welsh Corgi is from Arizona not Wales.

So, this really just makes him a Pembroke Arizona Corgi then, right?

6. I have to brush my teeth before I run.

7. My second toe is longer than my big toe.

BTW: This is called Morton's Toe.
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-mortons-toe.htm
I didn't know that 'til I bought a new bike about 5 years ago, and the guy fitting my cycling shoes said, "Oh, you have Morton's toe."
"I have what?!?!?!" I said.
He said, "Your second toe is longer than your big toe."
I said, "Oh, I just call that Freaky Toes!"

8. I cannot burp the "Star Spangled Banner" nor do I ever want to learn how to do that.

9. My cat, Rover, is a communist.
How do I know this you ask?
She's always saying, "Mao, Mao, Mao!"
Baaaah-bump-bum!
Lame, but I SO bet you laughed!

10. I was not always a Goddess.

I only became one after I attended a six-week crash course at "Miss Georgette's Academy of Plumbing, Cosmetology, and Goddessing".
If needed, I can prevent your toilet from having clogged pores, and that fact alone makes me a Goddess!